me: do you know how to convert my wireless keyboard that takes two double a batteries into ac power? without having to solder?
i want something i can just pop into the battery slot and plug in
Dana: No. That somewhat defeats the purpose of it being wireless…
someone would have to make that custom for you
me: it’s a great key board but i’m using it for work and i don’t need it to be wireless all the time
back when i was writing my thesis i did
but now it’s sitting in the keyboard tray of my desk all the time
and it’s eating up batteries
Dana: get a wired keyboard and use the wireless when you want to lounge on the couch
trust me, what you are proposing is more trouble than you want to go to
me: haha damn it
why don’t they make something that just pops into the battery slot?
Sent at 11:00 AM on Wednesday
Dana: For the same reason your laptop does not have a dildo attachment that also says things to boost self esteem. Technology is not always entirely convenient.
Sent at 11:01 AM on Wednesday
me: my dildo is wireless
but i wouldn’t mind making that ac power too
Sent at 11:06 AM on Wednesday
Well, this is upsetting. According to a new study, people can’t tell the difference between quotes from British “lad mags” and interviews with convicted rapists.
Stephanie does some stand up at John Henry’s Burlesque Night 12/4/11
